In the meantime, though, I’d like to encourage the pregnant women of America to try a little experiment. The next time someone admonishes you for eating Brie or sipping a cappuccino, turn the judgment and invasion of privacy back on the other person. Tell him fatty cheese and coffee aren’t good for anyone, and you really don’t think he should eat or drink them either. If someone says you’ve gained a lot of weight, respond, “At least I have an excuse.” And if, say, a near-stranger asks you if you’re lactating yet, answer the question, then smile earnestly and ask him about his breast fetish. I promise you, he won’t bother you again.