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har har propose you bastard
Celebrating our third anniversary needs
no fuss or comment, because you side-stepped my needs.
My mother keeps calling. I keep her at bay, feed
her lines about how you’re attending to these needs.
Disneyland—sunny, cool, eighty degrees—
is the perfect place to get down on one knee.
I’m a fan of tax breaks, maybe enough to breed,
so I encourage you to first get down on one knee.
I want commitment; I’m not into greed.
Diamonds, cubic zirconia, WalMart? Just fill my needs.
When we make looove I mourn the wasted seed.
Oh Patrick, please buy me the ring I need!
-April 2010, for Danielle to her boyfriend