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First Things First
I know it’s just our second date, but I have a raging libido
that demands it now. Would you help satisfy my libido?
You’re not my boyfriend. Let’s take it slow—
except for the part where you sate my libido.
We can share feelings, we can learn and grow,
but in this moment, simply attend to my libido.
The perfect man is well-equipped and a bit of a know-
it-all who uses his advantages to sate my libido.
I think you’re amazingly hot. I want to do you. So…
Want to come back to my place? You can meet my libido.
You’re fast becoming my favorite. Please accept, don’t say no
when I ask you to regularly satisfy my libido.
-April 2010, to current manfriend